很多人擔心自己的英語說的生硬、沒有生氣，其實英語中有許多雷人的“冷笑話”，只要多多積累一些“雷人”英語，還怕你的英語無趣嗎?掌握下面這十大搞笑英語句子，你就可以瞬間變為身幽默達人!

01. 人生的最大遺憾莫過于錯誤地堅持了不該堅持的，輕易地放棄了不該放棄的……

The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be

insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up

02. 大師兄，你知道嗎?二師兄的肉現在比師傅的都貴了。

Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The

Pilgrimage to the West)

03. 懷才就像懷孕，時間長了才能看出來。

Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.

04. 還能沖動，表示你還對生活有激情，總是沖動，表示你還不懂生活。

If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on

impulse, you don’t know what life is.

05. 我問一個在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志銘打算寫點啥?”他說：“我解決了住房問題!”

I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20

years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I

have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.

06. 媽媽說人最好不要錯過兩樣東西，最后一班回家的車和一個深愛你的人。

Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the

person who loves you deeply.

07. 一天看到一位大媽在燒紙，邊燒邊嘟囔著：收到了全都買基金吧~~

One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds

if you get it.

08. 好的愛情是你透過一個男人看到世界，壞的愛情是你為了一個人舍棄世界……

A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the

world for a man.

09. 諸葛亮出山前，也沒帶過兵!憑啥我就要工作經驗?

Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the

army! why i should have experience when look for a job?

10. 如果你看到面前的陰影，別怕，那是因為你的背后有陽光……

If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that’s because

sunshine is at your back.